Ozark Howler is a verb

I Ozark Howler, you Ozark Howler, they Ozark Howler…

Sure, the Ozark Howler is a monster. It’s a red-eyed, big and burly, long-horned, shaggy furred creature of mystery that legends say lives out in the most distant corners of the Ozarks wilderness. This web site is about the monster of the Ozark Howler, but it’s also about the way that people interact with Ozark Howler folklore, the culture that they make from the creature.

Occurrences

What is the Ozark Howler up to these days?

Howler Philosophy

It’s not just about the beast that’s roaming around in the Ozark wilderness. It’s the idea of that beast that matters.

Others’ Voices

What are other people saying about the Ozark Howler?

Articles of Ozark Howlering

Will Ozark Howler Join Donald Trump?
Say what you will about the Ozark Howler, but you can’t claim that it isn’t American. So, if the Ozark Howler is American, does that mean that it is eligible to vote? If it shows up and registers, like anyone else, could the Ozark Howler show up on Election Day? Could the Ozark Howler join the Iowa Faith Leader Coalition? It certainly has an […]
The Ozark Howler and the Curse of Evangeline Blackwood
The year was 1845, and Pleasant M’Collough, a man known for his fairness and unyielding dedication to duty, was the tax collector of Ozark County, Missouri. He was steadfast, but compassionate, and was well-respected by his neighbors. One day, a formidable witch known as Evangeline Blackwood arrived in Bennett’s Bayou, seeking refuge from a reputation she had earned in the East. Feared for her […]
Ozark Howler Show May Not Be Coming To Netflix
I just got the following message from a local filmmaker in response to my inquiries about rumors of Netflix running his show “Ozark Howler”. It seems there are no plans at present to move this project forward. Perhaps the similarity of the name to “Ozark” makes it untouchable. “There has been some recent speculation and excitement circulating within the fantasy genre community regarding my […]
What Would the Ozarks Be Without the Ozark Howler?
The Ozark Howler’s legend has undoubtedly played a significant role in shaping the cultural landscape of the Ozarks, influencing everything from storytelling traditions to local festivals and tourism.
The Ozark Howler and the Gwyllgi
Evan and Sarah met at a small motel on the outskirts of Fayetteville, where they had agreed to discuss an expedition into the more remote corners of the Ozarks in search of the Ozark Howler and the Sawmen militia that had sworn to protect it.
Doctor Who Showrunners Contemplate Four Possible Ozark Howler Episodes
The Doctor exposes the corporation and frees the Ozark Howler and other mutated animals that are imprisoned alongside it.
The Ozark Howler and the Tesla
Rven the most fearsome of creatures can sometimes find themselves in unexpected and comical situations. It all started on a hot summer day in the Ozark Mountains, when a group of tourists decided to take a hike but forgot their snacks for the trail in their car, a brand new Tesla Model 3. They left the windows open to let in the breeze, including […]
Park Ranger Blows the Whistle Over Ozark Howler Secrecy
Earlier this month, we reported the discovery of a letter of resignation from a member of The Sawmen, a militia that is dedicated to containing the Ozark Howler and concealing its existence from the public at large. This morning, we received a series of internal communications that appear to have been sent within the National Park Service. Our source for these messages claims to […]
The Ozark Howler Loves Krispy Kreme
Jenna Hulskamp was huddled in her car, trying to stay warm and dry. She had been on a long walk along the shore of the Lake of the Ozarks, trying to gather her thoughts after the breakup of a years-long romantic relationship when the rain had begun. On top of it all, she was starting to get hungry. Just as she was about to […]